💚 Designed by nature. Perfected by a 7-year-old.
Forget smartwatches. This is the smartest rock you’ll ever own. 100% wireless, infinite battery life, nature-charged, and fits in your hand as if it was custom-made by erosion.
Why do you need this?
• Ultimate Stress Relief: Pet it. Spin it. Stare at it. Tell it about your day. It listens.
• Home Security: 100% compatible with gravity. A traditional kinetic tool suitable for all directions. Just ask Kevin from Home Alone what a simple trap can do.
• Conversation Starter: "Is that a rock in your sock?" "Yes. Yes, it is." Instant attention guaranteed.
Certificate of Authenticity.
Every unit comes with a unique serial number and a scan-to-verify card. Because fakes are a real problem in the rock industry. Scan the QR code to verify you own a genuine piece of Earth.
❤️ The Mission: Rocks for Socks ❤️
This whole idea started when my 7-year-old son asked if the rocks he found had any value. Even though I said "not really," our house is full of them. They are on the living room table, in my bed, on the stairs, and I can currently hear them spinning happily in the washing machine.
He believes that one day, they will have value. So I decided to take a risk and package these rocks in an unconventional way: inside a sock. I want to prove him right.
For every Rock in the Sock sold, we donate one pair of warm socks to a child in need or a homeless shelter.
You get a funny gift. They get warm toes. We feel like Robin Hood.
💝 Package includes:
- 1x Premium Sock,
- 1x Genuine Earth Rock (Washed),
- 1x Certificate of Authenticity.
Disclaimer:
Please note that shape, color, and size may vary. Nature refused to supply us with 1 million identical rocks. Complaints regarding asymmetry should be directed to tectonic plates.
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Original with love from Prague, Czech republic
